Sunday, June 03, 2007
2:59 AM
[ Happy Bdae to Ah Bird!! ]
Yes yes.. Ah bird grow old liaoz now she 21 years old le LOLZ~.. Just came back from ah bird bdae.. LOLZ~ Saw some of her friends nice nice.. But.. Dont know their names muahahahahahaz.. You wanna know why im blogging? coz my whole body sweating like pig.. Then waiting fer my body to dry LOLZ~
Yes yes its a nice place and i will definately be going there soon ba.. Drink coke loLZ~ trying not to drink alcohol liaoz.. LOLZ~ Something came to my attention and i gave it some thoughts after talking with Gu.. And that is ger and boy, man and woman are really very special animals or should i sae being..
Why i give it a thought lei? Coz i bored ma and i no gf also.. Somemore heard from ah long that hes kambateing pao chai.. Seeing him like that i gave a thought of myself unknowingly.. Somehow felt that everything that i told ah long is somehow wrong liaoz lei.. Coz doing what you dont usually do is not you liaoz rite? So why pretend to be someone you are not ner? Maybe someone out there in this wide wide world is just the one fer you AND its not what you thought to be but rather something that is more of a unexpected.. Does impression and communication that important ma? Guess got some sae yes and some sae no ba..
Why lei? Coz ppl who sae impression and communication are important most likely understand and impress their friends or partner ma.. LOLZ~
And ppl who sae no ner? Lets see if you can solve this..
Jimmy wear his outfits shabbily to meet his friends and (shabbily = go high class place wear slippers boxers and a shrunk mickey mouse t-shirt.. Definations of high class.. Hmmmm.. MOS, Pom night at grand hotels or wedding dinner at nice nice place)
AND didnt expect to know that theres females there...!!!! muahahahahaz
Then Jimmy dont know how to express and communicate well amongst others so how hes going to woo a ger he likes ner?
Info: Jimmy's closet [ 12 pairs of different colour and pattern boxers , 12 tiny and mini toons T-shirts including shrunk mickey mouse t-shirt, 3 pairs of slippers 1 of them is tat seng (tat seng = ppl who wear it to market de those blue straps white surface and black base slippers)
Info: Jimmy got the best player award for both DOTA and world cyer game tornament fer 5 years. He rules the net with hes powerful monkey-bird char.. Hes a poor 22 year old man with no job living in 1 room flat alone.. Yes no dad no mom no relative..
Info: Jimmy got pes A fer his army but he got problems.. He have an invisible friend which he like to talk to when theres no one you see.. Sometimes he likes to mumble to the wall and his best hobbies besides GAME is playing with his fingers while mumbling away silently and of coz talking to his invisible friend.. Yes yes no money how ner? Dont werry coz theres a good samitarian (hope spell correct) who sends him 500 bucks per month.. And of coz that good samitarian sends him the clothes everytime his clothes worn out CLOTHES = same thing as the closet..
Info: Jimmy needs to eat and drink.. And his common food is 6 cup noodles a dae with 2 big bottles of mineral water. And every dae he will spend 10 bucks on lan gaming including bus go and bus home. Every 2 weeks he will buy something fer his invisible friend which cost more then 5 bucks but less than 10 bucks..
NEWS: Jimmy likes a ger he found out that its his friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's de friend at a lan gaming center.. Shes one of the regulars there..
How he know ner? Actually ez sia his friend talk to him de but Jimmy only can speak 10 sentence a dae not including comma [,] So thats how he found out..
IF YOU WERE JIMMY WHAT WILL YOU DO? HOW CAN YOU HELP JIMMY? PLEASE POST SOLUTION AT THE TAG BOARD BA.. MORE MORE MORE TAGS thanks now i go bath liaoz
