Tuesday, May 29, 2007
11:10 PM
[Hot week]
Its time to update liaoz ar... Although nothing much happens but i will still blog coz tag board getting noisy liaoz ar.. muahahahahaaz These feww daes the weather like going crazy sia.. Sometimes rain abit sometimes dont rain at all.. Seems like the sun likes Singapore sia.. KNN too bad i no air-con ar if not im going to rot in my room liaoz.. Actually i did some calculations sia.. Imagine sleeping with air con and spending more time in the bathroom bathing.. Quite the same wor.. Coz when the weather is hot you tend to bath more and of coz its almost the same as switching on the air con..
So if thats the case Im going to beg and force my dad to buy air con which is like " Har?? You wanna buy air-con ar.. Can ar.. UNTIL i tio TOTO you want the sky i also buy fer you ar.." Chey.. i hear those words for like when im primary school sia.. So now i big ke big ke liaoz i going to change tactics liaoz..
Im going to show pressure to my dad that i want air con and i want it now!!! How ner?
I got afew options sia
1) When dad watching favourite show on tv, walk to the tv and threaten him to buy air-con IF not i will switch off the TV..
2) Dont let dad sleep, when he sleeping take pots and kettles to the bedrooms then make lots of noise by banging the pots and kettles..
3) When he shitting or bathing go kick open the bathroom door then give a wicked laugh and run off..
4) When hes working go disturb by grabbing his nose and plug out his nose hair..
5) When hes eating at home, puts lots of sugar on the veggies and lots of salt to his coffee..
6) Go kick his motor bike.. No thats sounds bad.. Go push his bike to a hidden spot near the HDB and dont let him find out.. Muahahahahaha.. I confirm he sure ki siao de.. LOLZ~
Then if im not wrong within a month my dad will disown me, my mom will kill me and i will be chased out of the house and never to come back again.. LOLZ~ Liew air-con nia no need to be so fierce rite? JIAO WEI~ nite nite everyone