Tuesday, May 29, 2007
11:10 PM
[Hot week]
Its time to update liaoz ar... Although nothing much happens but i will still blog coz tag board getting noisy liaoz ar.. muahahahahaaz These feww daes the weather like going crazy sia.. Sometimes rain abit sometimes dont rain at all.. Seems like the sun likes Singapore sia.. KNN too bad i no air-con ar if not im going to rot in my room liaoz.. Actually i did some calculations sia.. Imagine sleeping with air con and spending more time in the bathroom bathing.. Quite the same wor.. Coz when the weather is hot you tend to bath more and of coz its almost the same as switching on the air con..
So if thats the case Im going to beg and force my dad to buy air con which is like " Har?? You wanna buy air-con ar.. Can ar.. UNTIL i tio TOTO you want the sky i also buy fer you ar.." Chey.. i hear those words for like when im primary school sia.. So now i big ke big ke liaoz i going to change tactics liaoz..
Im going to show pressure to my dad that i want air con and i want it now!!! How ner?
I got afew options sia
1) When dad watching favourite show on tv, walk to the tv and threaten him to buy air-con IF not i will switch off the TV..
2) Dont let dad sleep, when he sleeping take pots and kettles to the bedrooms then make lots of noise by banging the pots and kettles..
3) When he shitting or bathing go kick open the bathroom door then give a wicked laugh and run off..
4) When hes working go disturb by grabbing his nose and plug out his nose hair..
5) When hes eating at home, puts lots of sugar on the veggies and lots of salt to his coffee..
6) Go kick his motor bike.. No thats sounds bad.. Go push his bike to a hidden spot near the HDB and dont let him find out.. Muahahahahaha.. I confirm he sure ki siao de.. LOLZ~
Then if im not wrong within a month my dad will disown me, my mom will kill me and i will be chased out of the house and never to come back again.. LOLZ~ Liew air-con nia no need to be so fierce rite? JIAO WEI~ nite nite everyone
Saturday, May 19, 2007
11:14 AM
[Vision]
Im here to blog again le.. Lets see hmmmmm.. Todae's weather average humid, sky seems abit hazy with little dark clouds. The sunlight looks abit dimmer at noon compared to average afternoons..
Just came back from the market, quite early then usual as theres no ppl in the market.. Haiz business isnt that good so lets just hope that things goes well tomorrow hehe.. I had nasi lemak fer breakfast loLZ~ a small piece triangular egg and afew ikan bilies with a packet of chilli sauce and a slice of cucumber and of coz the rice.. muahahahahaz took a fish dont know from where and theres my breakfast..
Yes yes.. After breakfast i went to smoke while smoking something stuck me.. Weeeeeeee I suddenly got an urge to go to a dont know where countryside which they always celebrate a dont know what festival by digging earthworm i think the person who dug out the fattest earthworm wins. They usually hold this event sometime once a year.. Last time i saw this event on the news.. LOLZ~ i saw alot ppl there doing stupid actions trying to get the earthworm out so I also feel like trying sia muahahahahahaz..
And theres also a dont know what festival, a dont where country and a dont know when time around the year celebrates by having a 'Who Can Get The Cheese!' contest.. This is even more worst.. The judge will roll a average bucket size cheese down a very steep long hill and all the male will run down and chase after the cheese.. Some man i saw, ran half way after the cheese and start rolling down the hill liaoz.. muahahahahaz Some even more worst, chase the cheese until their head bleeds LOLZ~ It sounds abit wild but at the same time it feels abit fun.. Muahahahahaz and Yes the winner who got caught the cheese gets the cheese.. LOLZ~ Opps~ i mean the winner who caught the cheese gets the HUMONGOUS BIG PIECE OF CHEESE! Guess they got trouble carrying it home ba muahahaahahahaz..
Anyways theres alot things out there waiting just for us.. Wish and Hope that somewhere somehow sometime we get to see and go visit them.. Coz its somehow special and farnie LOLZ~ muahahahahaz PEACE OUT~
Monday, May 14, 2007
3:27 PM
[Case..]
Hmmmm.. I remember mun telling me that once i want something i die die also want that thing.. Yea and i admit that i want means i want no matter wad it takes, i also want that thing.. And i dont know why im like this but todae i finally know why im like that le.. Its genetically infused by my mom.. It all happens....
Yep, its another Monday.. Lunch with mom and went out to change the analogue scv box fer a new HDD box. Coz its free so we went down to starhub at orchard. Quite boring cause theres one guy werking there as reception last time, LIES about he will change it for us THERE if we bring our old box and remote control WHICH isnt.. Coz the place is starhub at plaza singapura.. Without any choice i persuade mom to walk there with me which at first she insisted on taking a cab there.. Shagg.. So happily walk there.. Its at B2 starhub and btw Mac at PS toh liaoz i abit sad sia no place to slack le >.< Anyways we got our que no. which is 8018. Lucky~ its only 3 more to our que things went very well we got our shiat fast and we took cab home..
Then here comes the worst.. Reached home le. I went to shit in the toilet wash my feets, wipe it clean and prepare to plug the shiat into the tv.. Haiz i screw the shiat until i wanna my hand pain sia =X.. Then finally i on the power but the shiat didnt turn on.. Fustrated coz a genius like me cant even make the box werk.. SO mom tell me to call.. Anyways i have a bad feeling, really dont feel like calling sia.. In the end called and get to know that the box is spoilt due to power failure, the technician kindly help me book a date which is tomorrow morning and of coz FOC.
Mom heard me said and blast off yelling screaming my ears off. Shagg she so gan pua angry and tell me to call them again. I jitao -.- arbo you ownself call la i told her.. Then after five minutes she still stuck on the phone.. Haiz so i helped her to get to the receptionist again.. Somehow i pity the one who answered the call sia.. Coz my mom start off screaming through the phone, my friends who called my hse and experienced before should know ba.. Yes that amazing thunder like scream even im at my room also can hear sia..
Haiz i ask mom why dont tmr morning? she said i wanna watch the movie, Then i sae next time also can watch ma, No i want to watch, its their bad coz we take cab here and there in the end like that and somemore wait till tmr? NO WAY!! Thats what she said and from that point i suddenly remember im like that too.. loLZ~ So somehow i didnt blame mom for being fussy.. Coz im like that too.. muahahahaz Anyways at PS theres sales at TS and i bought My Date With Vampire III. Now i own Part I, II, & III le.. LOZL~ Going to watch it now muahahahahaz See yer
Sunday, May 13, 2007
12:25 AM
[Bored..]
Yes yes.. Just came back from Vin's place after mj session.. Luck beri bad and its beri beri beri bad.. Whole game only gao once nia.. But heng ar can cut off from Gu's debt but in the end still owe him 3 bucks LOLZ~..
Yes its time to stop playing mj fer awhile.. LOLZ~ i think im going to cut drinking liaoz.. Sudden everything just change sia.. I LOVE to drink but somehow suddenly dont feel like touching them anymore ba.. muahahahhahaz.. Sianz tomorrow is another dae of war with da fishes.. Dont know why this few daes got farnie farnie dreams sia.. Ridiculous dreams muahahahahaz.. Dreaming is good sia, it helps to relief stress.. Cock la you believe that shiat meh? lOLZ~
LOLZ~ Todae went to market and after breakfast i went to smoke. Theres something came up to my mind sia.. Good guys will go to heaven bad guys will go to hell.. But what do they do in heaven? Or wad they do in hell? Heard alot saying that go heaven good ar everything is good go hell worst everything is bad..
To me i got a feeling like good guys go heaven, then somehow they are treated well there WHILE bad people who goes to hell are being treated good there too.. Just only its black or white.. Its like reality police are good guys mobster are bad guys.. The difference is only the things they do but the similar parts are IF they do their job well they get promoted and the higher they go the better the welfare loLZ~..
So can we compare heaven and hell to police and mobster? Or is it just another scenario?
Tomorrow is mother's dae ar.. Dont know wtf im going to gib mama.. From small till im big like now. My bro and i only celebrate mothers daes once nia.. Somehow i can sense my difference between my friends sia.. Alot things are different sia.. like 21st bdae got 100 bucks from mama go dont know where.. Father's dae neber celebrate be4 mother's dae celebrate once in my whole life.. Seems like alot things that happens to my friends doesnt seems to happen on me sia.. LOLZ~ i think my family is wierd wierd de ba.. loLZ~ good example ar my brother lo.. i think he dont celebrate bdae de ar.. i still better then him ar.. My friends still celebrate fer me sia.. LOLZ~ mama and dada like no bdae.. coz never see them celebrate all bz werking to earn money fer the family and forget to enjoy life ar..
Humans and humans are really confusing sia.. dont know why, dont know how, dont know when, dont know who, dont know where.. Sianz.. If i live forever i think i will learn more abt human. And if i can live forever i will learn everything in this world like COOKING BUILDING SOCIAL SCIENCE aiya everything la so many things who to learn finish sia then somemore i wanna max level fer everything lei.. Where got possible sia? LIVE for 1000 years also cant finish learning sia..
Last time yt and i talk cock saying how to live forever.. And yt simply tells me that you go eat trees lo eat trees gib you 100 years more live the taller the longer life it will give.. Arbo you can also eat mountain.. Eat mountain gives you 1000 years and then eat rocks gib you 1 year.. Sound a bit cock ar but also farnie sia.. Coz when i think everyone is eating mountain or trees to live longer it will be farking farnie sia..
Boring sia after cock fer so long i still dont know what the fark im blogging sia.. Haiz.. Sianz sia.. I think if you dont wanna sianz you must go werk sia werk = not sianz, got money, time flies, meeet more people and most of all can cock with friends with more experience in werk.. Cocking seems to be part of my life sia.. But i think i can still live without cocking ba..muahahaahahaz then you understand wad the cock im talking?
yes yes my max kao pei getting longer and longer sia but i dont feel like sleeping coz i wanna YOU to read and read and read until you sianz LOLZ~ Hungry sia.. My brain like empty now sia dont know how come like this sia.. i think im tired liaoz i think i go sleep le nite nite toh~
Saturday, May 12, 2007
1:05 AM
[Time to update..]
Ding ding ding.. Its time to update le.. Acutally i also dont have anything to blog sia.. Lets try an old joke loLZ~.. Haiz in front of is is my monitor.. I look to my left i saw my burning cigarette.. Below the cigarette lies the ash tray.. Just right besides my ash tray i see my broken light and a pack of cigarette.. I look to my right i saw my ps2 and some crap cd.. Haiz really bored sia..
Todae went out with EmilVin, Fenz, Bird, Mun and An.. Mun was really late wor i guess its becoz of his soccer ba.. We all had dinner at long john silver.. Haiz the food is good but the service....
see ar.. The que goes like this..
---A---- B--- <----- Cashier
==**==**== <-- Counter
[] <--------- People
[]
[]
[]
[]
[] X<--------Table
[] X
[] X
[] X
[] X
[]
[]
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I guess Long John Silver at Marina Square going to toh liaoz so need to save money on the cashier.. Haiz Its FRIDAY and ONLY 5 people working there including the cook the cashier and the only guy who clean the tray sia.. AND the worst of all is when i was in que i saw gan gan gan alot of plates that ppl finished on the table sia.. LOLZ~ and how to see not enough cashier ner? Easy sia before the order could be taken the food has already has been made.. AND its ALOT of combos on the kitchen counter sia.. Anyways after food boys went to smoke and shop with the gers and went home nothing special just another normal dae..
Hmmmm.. I think 2 weeks later LJS will be like this...
==XX==XX==
. o O.x
X. o .
X o . . O . X
. . x X o o O . .
. o x o
o x . . . .
X= broken table and O = broken chairs.. Why? Coz toh liaoz la.. Going to werk tmr ar Sianz i hate my werking daes jitao ke everyone sia.. TOH!~~~~~~~
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
8:51 PM
Gaming at home is the same as rotting at home, its because you are still staying right in your room playing DS like me.. LOLZ~ Boring sia.. Without cash everything is unworkable.. I cant go out i cant eat expensive stuffs outside i cant watch movie i cant go to brothel i cant go starkbucks buy rasberry frappe I cant do no shiart!!!
And mom's talking to me now and she saes " Wah zhe ge bullet hen nan na." Meaning this bullet is really hard to take.. Why!? Coz shes playing my ds and im left to fark around with my com.. loLZ~ Anyways shes playing super mario bros with herself.. LOLZ~ Its good to know that my mom still knows how to play even though its been like when i was primary 3? LOLZ~
Its really hard to blog when you have nothing to blog about sia.. LOLZ~ Oh maybe i can blog how or when the fark am i going to find a job.. Finding a job now its like so freaking hard, dont know why just can sense it.. Muahahahahaz.. I remember some shop in Chinatown is finding assistant sia.. MAYBE i can go try but i think long zi would like to werk there more then me wor.. Coz its a shop that sells SeX ToYs n AduLt MaGaZiNeS.. But what really sad is that i saw a ah pek standing outside enjoying the show case sia.. LOLZ~ When i saw that i look at my mom and tell her
An:"Look, That Uncle look quite decent hor!?"
Mom: " Still okie la.. Why lei!?"
An: "No la, that shop sells VIBRATOR de."
Mom: "Simi lai de"
An: "There..those things char bor buy and use one lo!?"
Mom: "????"
An: "Ahhhh fark it la.. That shop sells condom la!"
Mom: *Walk away*
Anyways quite farnie that ji kor peh stand right out enjoying the show case when he can actually blush and drool and enjoy more and more and more inside sia.. And wads worst is that alot werking class de char bor walk around there keep staring at him when walking pass sia.. Shagg ar Muahahahaha.. Bored sia dont know what to blog also.. Hmmmm Maybe one dae i will go and have a look inside and MAYBE i will be one of the sales assistant werking inside.. MUAHAHAAHAHZ.. If thats the case i guess i will be reading MaGaZiNe inside instead of selling stuff inside LOLZ~
Anyways Im going back to DS le mom stop playing liaoz.. Muahahahahaz
Sunday, May 06, 2007
1:08 AM
Yes dont know after how many attempts and dissapointment my blog finally recovered after my jue wang de try LOLZ~~!!!
After reviving my blog i hope that i can bring happiness and laughter for those who visit my blog!!! As i was saying my blog i happened to forget wad im going to blog sia.. hehe.. Lets start from todae i pang seh and tua Emily, Vin, Bird, Mun and Fenz for mj session LOLZ~.. SORRY ALL!!! coz todae my cute 1 year old baby niece came to my hse and she looks really great accept the blue black on her face after a fall.. Sad sia.. But overall shes still OKIE!!. LOLZ~
One really good example to show her curiousity is that she took my hp and press here and there and then put it upside down to her ear and laugh.. Muahahahahaz.. Not bad sia LOLZ~ Todaes dinner is SOUP, STEAM FISH, VEGGIES AND FRIED DUMPLINGS!! Yes and i still love moi mama cooking da best!! Actually who doesnt sia LOLZ~
After the song downloading spree Long Zi msn me ask me go out sia ^.^ Weee o weee but go zouk LOLZ~ seriously i also wanna go de but then somehow last minute i said not going.. Going to werk tmr dont wanna touch liquor and cannot spend much cash too.. COZ I STILL OWE MAMA 150 BUCKS shagg... Cannot go out too much after this week le >.<~ Sorry Long Zi tua you ki si.. loLZ~..Quite shagg ar coz im saving fer spiderman sia..
Somehow seeing my niece gives me a feeling that Gu describe as life is really a mysterious thing, it gives you a farnie farnie feeling which is really hard to explain.. LOLZ~ Seeing reminds me of myself sia.. How when i was at her age might be doing the same silly things LOLZ~.. It really gives me a feeling which i cant describe but to express it, i can only look at her and smile like the way she do.. Sweet.. =)
Life is a miracle.. I believe it when i look at her muahahahaz..
Anyways just now abit stuck on the blog sia.. Coz wad i type turn out to be hindi language then i was WTF!? then i anyhow anyhow click here and there and fixed it le.. LOLZ~
Yesterdae we had mj and my hse.. Gu, EmilVin, An, Mun and the missing Long.. Of coz we had dinner together with our favourite ZHU ZHA TANG taste farking good as usual LOLZ~ And An kena burn by the chilli and made an an cry like a farker.. LOLZ~ Yes kena burn le Wad should An an sae? BURLRR!!!! BURLRRR!!!! Mahjong at an place is a disaster sia.. Really got gong tao de.. Sorry ar Gu.. Next time i ask mama make special soup fer you!! ^.^ I crack my brains for quite long le i finally remember something and that is you all remember smelling hor fun when playing? i think that one is gong tao ar LOLZ~..
Theres still alot to sae sia.. But hard to sae everything sia.. Hmmmm okok let me blog wad i feel about everything ba.. Actually my thoughts is quite simple de 1+1+1= 3 You know why? Go highlight it and you will know le.. Muahahahaz.. Haiz tomorrow going war with da fishes again.. Seriously you ask me whether i like to sell fish i dont know how to answer sia coz i dont mind selling but i dont like to sell fish.. Understand ma? LOLZ~ Heng ar got those aunties come talk cock with me ar.. Telling me that i look like 13 years old and sae they like to see me smile LOLZ~ I love to help elderly people dont know why lei..
OH YEA Coz i kena one from my dad before and that happened when an ah ma buy 2 things and i gib her an average carrier and TIO my dad scold me sae why gib so small de carrier? I sae coz she bought 2 things nia ma.. Then he sae you cannot see shes an elderly meh? Then i jitao cui tat lan ( Dick stuck inside mouth ).. And YES!!! I learn alot from my dad in werking in the market morally.. thats why i sae i dont mind selling fish.. VERY CONTRIDICTING!! Dad taught me alot of things in life as in although somethings might be small which is almost close to invisible but we still cannot oversee them and we have to take them seriously.. Making business is one thing but morale is another but somehow they will still link.. Seeing this made me wanna learn more.. Both business and personal.. Its really farking hard to be a nice guy.. So im really really trying trying trying trying hard to be one..
BUT... Sean Connery said something and it goes like this...
Sean: You sure you ready for this?
Cage: I'll do my best.
Sean: Your best~??
Sean: Losers always whine about doing their best.. but the winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
loLZ~ Thats so farking true manz!! Coz those who did fark the prom queen have ballrs big ke big ke ballrs
muahahahahahaz
2 Thumbs up fer Sean Connery weeeeeeeeeeeee..
Sianz Look at the time i think tmr i will be sleeping with the fishes liaoz LOLZ~ muahahahahazz Nite nitez all