Monday, October 31, 2005
12:02 AM
Everyone somehow sometime somewhere gave their first time to someone something someplace.. So.. When is your first time? Doesnt have to be good to be memorable just worth the first time given and its enough le.. Okie ba lets continue the story where i left off thinking of someone. Then pay the bills for sashime very very full now walk around tiong bahru park then saw a dead cat. walk up nearer to the cat then take news paper and carry it to a grass patch then dig hole bury it then go wash hands. suddenly see a tree a normal tree then slowly walk up to the tree touch the tree look up the tree smell the tree kick the tree and its still a tree. feeling bored then took one month off from everything then take cab to airport fly to america stay there and find the space port board the space craft which allows tour around earth for one month. sit inside spacecraft see the earth then fall for the big beautiful blue ball. Keep staring at the blue blue ball like time never exist its all because surrounding the space craft only have stars and its really look like night time. after one month i landed back on earth again. suddenly feel like going to a waterfall nice one sit around the rocks sit the fishes swimming around the rocks then i just jumped into the water swim and swim look into the clear waters see the pebbles and stone one the waterfall bed then swim near the sea bed and face the surface of the waters i can see the sun shimmering wavy water is cold but the sunlight shine to the waterfall bed makes me feel warm. swim up le then change my clothes. i walk into the forest near the waterfall and find the air there really refreshing walking into the woods dont really feel hot at all instead it feels really cool walk and walk suddenly step on a squirrel and it died i see at the dead squirrel and take out a mirror and look at myself look at the squirrel and look at myself again shake my head and bury the dead squirrel. eventually i got lost in the woods then i see some tribe ppl living around the area of the forest i see alot of black neh neh walk to and fro from me. i tot will steam steam but its in black colour so yea lo. tribemen dont wear pants but i dont see thier ku ku jiao why? because they poke their thing into a bamboo shoot then like cannot remove one so since i dont know what they are talking then i point middle finger smile and walk off they seem happy though. from what i learn in scout and poly when you get lost always follow the north star so i followed the brightess star at night somehow i feel that walking in the night dont consume so much energy then walking on the noon. so i sleep in the day and walk in the night. i always walk near a river hungry at least got fish to eat sometimes i can find wild boar eat too my uncle taught me how to cook wild boar and wild monkey first thing to do is to kill them. i feel like eating wild boar then i set trap dig a deep hole and try to lure them since wild boar only charge straight so then eventualy didnt see the hole cover by my wet clothes so i caught one. then i take out a sharp camping knife stab into the stomach twist and pull out. morning comes i walk up le set up fire then go back to hole alot of ants there so i just find a branch average thick de carve a pointed edge at the end then stab into the mouth and end up dont know where it came out. carry it to fire first rule to prepare is not to cook but to clean it first buy burning off their hair and germs fleas and all the stuff finish burning then skinn it to a point where you can see its meat dont start at the stomach or you will see something you dont want to see so start at the thigh skinn it le if im not wrong only about 1/4 is cooked 3/4 is raw and bloody but dont worry cut the thigh out and just pierce it with another stick then bbq it and you will have a nice wild boar thigh. night come back to me i continue this journey for nearly a week so tired and dirty fall into the bush and ended up at the middle of a road and almost killed by a monster truck. here comes the middle finger and a moody smile. try to hitch a ride to town and after two days of ride i ended up at queens somewhere around america come back to a unhealthy enviroment le lots of cars cant see the stars anymore... Wait wait wait my eyes really hurts and i need to sleep right now.. TO BE CONTINUE
Sunday, October 30, 2005
3:00 AM
3am now.. Dont know why just cant get to sleep.. Just ate a green apple.. Sour and nice.. School coming and like tt ar.. Tmr still need to werk sianz.. the whole holidaes very simple ar besides going out celeebrating bdae theres nothing else le.. nothing else means staying home and rot.. home = smoke smoke smoke sleep sleep sleep eat eat eat.. tmr sch open le dont really feel like going to sch coz i dont have my mp3 and im really starting to hate study.. i hate to study and i dont like to work but i want to go out with my friends and i want to own a house and have lots of money then maybe go other countries walk walk then explore all the countries le then come back singapore.. come back le maybe find a ger i like then get marry after afew years if dont werk out then divorce.. Hmmm but i dont like to werk then what im going to do the rest of my life ner? maybe i can buy a magic bag inside got infinity money.. With so much money i can do anything i want but i dont wish to appear on news so i think i will buy apartment then rent to my friends then we all can live together i wont stay at the house whole dae i will go out walk walk shopping then see ger i like then ask her out to japanese massage house there massage. dont know why ask her to massage dont ask me. then maybe bored of all these le then go a hotel be a cleaner there for one month then go another hotel another hotel another hotel until finish all the hotels in singapore then report to guiness world record the cleaner who cleans the most hotel in the world is me. i got fame le now more gers will find me now. maybe after all this i will take out magic bag then take out alot of money then buy a land at other country the land near sea de then i will buy wood and try to bulid a nice wooden house there then i will try to grow alot of different flowers there maybe until the whole land if filled with nice flowers le then i will fly to new york buy a new york pizza eat le then fly back to wooden house. with so much time and money maybe i will learn piano and voilin and flute after learning these three instrument i will fly to america there play volin on the streets. i will buy a gun also coz if one daae a black skin come di di siao siao i one biang then black skin lie on floor cannot move le. then at 31st of every month i will fly back to singapore i think i will buy a jet plane and pilot coz i dont like to que for air tickets. come back to singapore find one ger ask her for coffee then she laugh i laugh she smile i laugh she sad i laugh she happy i laugh she cry i laugh. laugh finish le then i say bb then i go home see my parents and brother i miss my mom and dad coz they are funny and they make me laugh. then mom will sit down ask me to think abt my future then i take out my magic bag and she fainted. somehow i buy another magic bag for mom ar. then i walk out of house take bus to tiong bahru there eat sushi open mouth eat salmon sashime then think of ger chewing and thinking of her.. wait wait wait my eyes pain le i think i going to sleep le.. TO BE CONTINUE...
Sunday, October 23, 2005
12:24 AM
Boring ar.. Holidaes seems the worst of all.. Its really nice to have holidaes which you can do what you want and free from all work.. But when you found out that you have actually finished what you wanna do then the real trouble comes.. And that is bored.. When you wanna ask someone out to do something have a coffee or watch a movie, you will find that its really quite hard maybe its because either they have no time fer you or its a trouble..
Hmmm.. Think the best time together is when school reopens ba.. Where everyone meets each other and more time and activities spend together.. Coz school is something that you must have time for and even its a trouble you cant escape it fer 1 mth right? Guess holidaaes is nothing but boredom unless you have 1 year as holidae if not nothing will comes out right from it..
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
9:11 PM
hmmmm.. The sky is red and i dont know why im blogging i think im bored ba hehhe.. hmmm so why is my title shimmering stars ner? its because i look out from my window theres street lights behind trees.. and when night comes the lights behind the trees will light up and the trees in front moves when the wind blows.. therefore making the lights shimmer from behind.. Hmm just like the real stars from the night sky high up above.. so nice.. LOLZ~ boring sia nothing to do..
Your bdae coming le i guess i cant celebrate with you anymore le.. Maybe next time when you are really free from all stuffs then we celebrate again ba.. Sorry ger.. i cant be with you now and always.. Thats something i hate about yuan fen cause it really had to do this to me.. If thats what it wants then take it ba.. take everything away from me ba.. coz you will end up being a farking evil thing which everyone hates.. ZzZzZz going to get so drunk until i dont know who i am tonite.. Muahahaha
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
9:05 PM
Sorry fer not blgging just busy watching a korean series these few daes.. Its " Stairways to heaven" farking nice movie ar stupiid sia every disc i change = tears drop like no other pl bziness.. shagg ar over all its a nice farking cinderella story.. Those who wants the sound track i send you through msn ba.. So enjoy that show everydae at channel U at ten pm ba.. nice song nice story nice movie i can sae its one of the best movie i ever seen muahahahahaz.. enjoy crying ba muahahahahaz